{"id":5257,"date":"2011-07-14T20:24:47","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T20:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crashtext.org\/misc\/quotes.htm\/"},"modified":"2016-05-21T11:58:50","modified_gmt":"2016-05-21T15:58:50","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crashingpatient.com\/fix\/quotes.htm\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob and kill you too.<br \/>\n-\u2013chekhov<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Eppur si muove (It would still move)<br \/>\n&#8211;Galileo as papal inquisitor asked him to recant; in ref to the earth)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2018you can resuscitate a patient with sterile dog piss if you want \u2013 just give the right amount of it!<br \/>\n&#8211;Sir Malcolm Fisher<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.\u201d<br \/>\n&#8211;Henry Louis Mencken<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"On_Hurry_Up_and_Do_Nothing\"><\/span>On Hurry Up and Do Nothing<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>James Henry Farquhar Shaw, MD, DSc calls this sort of behavior \u201cMICLO\u201d (Masterly Inactivity and Cat-Like Observation).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Malcolm Fisher says \u201cDon\u2019t just do something, stand there\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Clarkes_Laws\"><\/span>Clarke&#8217;s Laws<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. 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